FIRST CHURCH OF TIGER WOODS
PHOTO GALLERY

The First Mother prays for the Lord’s success at the Masters, evoking powerful forces.

Let us ALL pray that Tiger’s mother knows when to stop!

Pastor John: “Cool Sweatshirt Kultida’s wearing!”

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“Faldo has never been the same”

THE MIRACLE OF THE ROCK

January 31, 1999 – Tiger Woods watches as fans move the boulder out of the way during the Phoenix Open in Scottsdale, Arizona. (Craig Jones/Allsport)

Tiger keeps a close eye on the hidden forces of evil.

The Old and New Testaments Meet

Tiger hugs his mother, Kultida Woods, after giving her the keys to a new car that was part of his bounty for winning the Buick Invitational. (AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi)

Earl: “This Chosen One Thing sure is lucrative, isn’t it?!”

Tiger Woods, right, jokes with his father, Earl, during the announcent in New York Monday May 19, 1997, that Woods would be an international spokeperson for American Express. It is the third major endorsement contract for Woods who turned professional last year and recently won the prestigious Masters golf championship by a record margin. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

Even the Queen kisses Tiger’s ass

Oprah Winfrey holds hands with Masters champion Tiger Woods during taping of her talk show Monday, April 21, 1997, in Chicago. Woods appeared on the program with his father, Earl, and talked about dealing with his celebrity status. The interview is scheduled to air Thursday, April 24.(AP Photo/Harpo Productions, George Burns, ho)

“Even the King kisses Tiger’s ass.
Did Herod do this for Jesus?”