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Anyone who has ever seen Tiger Woods play golf knows that there is something very special about him. But have you ever considered that he might actually be God?

In 1996, Tiger’s father, Earl, told Sports Illustrated that his son would be bigger than Gandhi or Buddha and that he “…is the Chosen One. He’ll have the power to impact nations.”

Earlier that year Earl Woods told the crowd at an awards dinner honoring Tiger, “The world will be a better place to live in by virtue of his existence… I know that I was personally selected by God himself to nurture this young man and bring him to the point where he can make his contribution to humanity. This is my treasure. Please except it and use it wisely.”

Nothing like a father putting a little pressure on his son!

At the time many snickered that his father’s claims (which were somewhat downplayed by the media) were nothing more than the delusions of a properly proud papa. But since then Tiger Woods has continued to do what he has done since his birth: exceed even the loftiest of expectations. In fact, his entire life has been so remarkable that much of it now seems perfectly consistent with Tiger being everything his father said he was, and more.

This website is the official home of the “First Church of Tiger Woods” and is dedicated to examining the possibility that God is walking the earth as a 21st century, multi-ethnic, superstar golfer and whether that is any more or less likely than God coming in the form of a first-century, Jewish carpenter.