Archive for March, 2003

John Ziegler, the Pastor of the First Church of Tiger Woods, in response to the Vatican stating that it is against the war with Iraq, released this statement:

“We at the First Church of Tiger Woods believe that this war is completely justified and we support our President and our troops 100%. We pray that the USA kicks ass quickly enough so that television coverage of Tiger’s next three tournaments, including the Masters, will not be overly interrupted.”