Archive for July, 2001
Testimonials Left Before Website Crashed
July 12th, 2001 | 
Author: On July 12, 2001, our old server’s disk space maxed out and many of the dynamic features of the website were lost due to the system letting the new information write over the old.
Archived below, however, is a collection of messages from our Testimonial Message board before the crash:
Since April 1, 2000, members, potential converts, and detractors of the First Church of Tiger Woods have been able to visit www.TigerWoodsisGod.com and record their thoughts on the possibility of Tiger’s divinity. Here is a small sampling of some of the actual “testimonials” (complete with spelling/grammar errors) that have been left on the website. The Pastor wishes to note that those in the “True Believers” section seem to, in general, have a better grip on the English language than those in the “Non Believers” category.
The True Believers:
“And seeing the multitudes, Tiger went up into the green; saying, Blessed are the poor in swing, for theirs is the driving range; Blessed are those who slice, for they shall be looking for their ball; Blessed are the meek, for they know to buy Nike; Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for their scorecards shall be filled; Blessed are those who caddy, for I like them; Blessed are those with pure swing, for they will understand Me and my Word; Blessed are those under par, for they shall be called the Children of Tiger; and Blessed are you, when those revile you, and persecute you, and say all manner of evil against you falsely for My sake. Rejoice! and be exceedingly glad; for great is your reward on the green, for so persecuted they the prophets that came before you.” St. Augusta National 5:1-11, as found in the Last Testament
Just as I am, before the tee, asking simply for Tiger to show me the way, the truth, and the light….
After witnessing Tiger eat a banana during his Master’s win, I made this sacrament part of my own game. I peel and eat my banana at the turn, silently stating, “This is the body of the son, Tiger, and the father, Earl.” This practice has improved my handicap by five strokes and I recently received an IRS tax refund!
Tiger Woods could definitely beat God in a round of golf. I mean, I know God would be pretty tough and all…But Tiger won the U.S. Open by 15 strokes!
I ONCE PREYED TO HIS IMAGE AND ASKED THAT HIS GRACE SHINE UPON ME TO CURE MY CROOKED BACKBONE+DANDRUFF. I NOTICED A TEAR OF BLOOD DRIP DOWN FROM HIS PICTURE AND THEN ANOTHER UNTILL I FELT MY BACK LIFT ERECT+SCALP WAS ANEW ONCE MORE. aLL YE OF LITTLE FAITH,HEED MY CALL. BOW-DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM,Tiger,THE MAN-GOD !!!!!
YUP, I PRAY TO TIGER WOODS EVERY NITE BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
AS I POINTED OUT TO MY FRIENDS ONLY GOD(TIGER) CAN HIT A 1 IRON OF THE DECK PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM! SHOW US THE WAY – Some translations of ancient texts quoted God as reflecting and lamenting, somewhat after the Creation, that “I didn’t have my ‘A’ game.” Is this merely coincidence?
As a resident of the latest sighting of our God who art named “Tiger” and among the latest to witness the act of His hand I must tell you I am truly blessed. While watching a practice round by the almighty, I gazed into my sixth malt beverage and LO! I saw the face of the savior! As he passed after a 220 yard 6 iron shot onto the green to within 3 feet of the sacred cup, I fell dizzy and disoriented. Stumbling as I left the holy confines of the the Southern Hills Country Club, His presence was felt as a low rumbling in my loins. Waking the next morning, my head pounded as I remembered the presence of the chosen one. I felt I must pass this along to the rest of our congregation. Look for his face, feel his power, relish in the aftereffects.
PS Aspirin seems to make his presence less obvious.
I know for sure that Tiger Woods is God! T’was a divine miracle; the Heavenly Father Tiger spoke to me in tongues one night and promised me eternal life, if only I would spend this life praising Him and his holy name! We pathetic humans are such unworthy sinners, and the Most-Holy Tiger is all-knowing, supernatural and perfect in every way. I so anxiously await my earthly death so that I will be able to be closer to God The Tiger Almighty.
Tiger said it, I Praise the lord. For I have seen his swing, and knowing that it was good, I emulated it as best as I could. And upon that awakening day, my shots became straight. And my scores went down. And my handicap went down 6 shots. And it was good.
It’s time to go to church. I have a 3:00 T time.
There was a time in my life that I was convinced that Eric Clapton was GOD due to his clearly devine mastery of the electric guitar. However he has not stood the test of time and has proven himself to be a false GOD. In my years I have followed the path of many pretenders but ever since I saw Tiger Woods hit his second shot on the par 4 number 8 at Spyglass Hill from deep in the trees, 212 yards away,drawing it 20 yards around a pine tree to within 8 feet, pin high, I knew he was clearly GOD incarnate. Just before he sunk the birdie putt Steve Stricker’s caddie was heard to say, and I quote “For those of you who witnessed that shot, believe me, it was as as if GOD had struck it. You have seen something truly special”. The foresome included Stricker, Kevin Costner and Bryant Gumble. Now post 2000 US Open those words were clearly prophetic.
In the Old Testament book of Regit Chapter 4, verses 3-7, which was removed by the King James commission in 1611, it clearly refers to a savior who will come from the masses in the Hebrew calendar year 2000. This just happens to be 1976 in the Caesarean calendar. Tiger Woods was born in 1976. Just a coincidence? I think not. Even more profound is that the book of Regit spelled backwards is TIGER!!!!!!
Our sect’s only fear is that the anti-Tiger, better known to laymen as David Duval (Devil/Duval/Devil/Duval…mmmmmm?) will tempt our savior in the desert of Palm Springs for 40 rounds and 40 bogeys.
Tiger, you inspire the h_ _ _ out of me!
I believe in Tiger since I touched is red shirt through my TVscreen in April 1997. I was a 12 handicap and became a scratch player!
Maybe if Tiger layed some hands on me I wouldn’t be a hacker anymore.
Tiger very well could be God! Tiger is real; all the other Gods I read and hear about are imaginary.
It is truly unjust that some heathens denounce the First Church as “a joke” or “the mad ramblings of an out to lunch pastor” I would like to confirm that Tiger is indeed God (he told me so in a dream) and to book my place at The Feast of Making the Cut.
As a native of the Augusta area and loyal supporter of the Masters, I can testify to seeing
Tiger feed the entire gallery with a single powerbar and a banana. He turned a single powerbar and a banana into enough food to feed 2,500 people. Tiger also told me that I would deny his name three times before his victory on Sunday.
Great cult, just don’t tell me we need to buy Nikes and await the return of the Hale-Bopp Comet.
I know for sure that Tiger Woods is God! T’was a divine miracle; the Heavenly Father Tiger spoke to me in tongues one night and promised me eternal life, if only I would spend this life praising Him and his holy name! We pathetic humans are such unworthy sinners, and the Most-Holy Tiger is all-knowing, supernatural and perfect in every way. I so anxiously await my earthly death so that I will be able to be closer to God The Tiger Almighty.
Tiger said it, I Praise the lord. For I have seen his swing, and knowing that it was good, I emulated it as best as I could. And upon that awakening day, my shots became straight. And my scores went down. And my handicap went down 6 shots. And it was good.
Testify, brothers and sisters!
I’m glad this website exists to corroborate my soon-to-be published research analysis of the Hebrew scriptures that clearly establishes Tiger’s divinity. When I cracked the cypher pattern of the original Hebrew texts to reveal the true meaning contained therein, I was shocked to discover the explicit forcasting of Tiger’s emergence. Your website has eased my fears of a public unwilling to accept such a premise.
After watching the 2000 PGA Championship, I now have no doubts that Tiger Woods is our Lord.
i believe it is said that tiger woods will be denied another two times by hal sutton, before the hen crows at dawn of an undetermined date. Tiger will forgive Hal, though.
When Tiger-God losses it is because he wants to let some loser/no name like Darren Clarke feed his family. HE knows that Clarke wont win another golf match, so he lets Clarke beat him. The sun has to shine on a dog’s ass ONCE in its life.
this site is not a joke! Tiger Woods is God. We’ll pray that he has mercy on your unbelieving soul.
Tiger Woods is the God. And that is that. I am sick and tired of hearing people who deny Him. I do not believe in any religion like Christianity and Buddaism. I really do not think they exist, the bible and all these religions are just “MADE UP.” These religions are made by humans not God. Matter of a fact there is no God until, Tiger Woods came. TIGER WOODS IS THE ONLY GOD WE HAVE ON the planet EARTH. please FU(KING remember that you ignorant humans!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t want those people who denies Him go to hell!!!!!
After seeing TIGER WOODS drain the last putt for birdie on the last hole, a tear came running down my eyes. He has proven me that he is not one of us. He is not mortal. He is the God. Not just the golf God. I have followed his action since thursday, never missed one single minute of the live golf action on TV. He is good that no words can ever, i mean ever describe what he has done. I feel so lucky and graceful that i can be alive and watch what has done to the world of golf and the world itself. He is absolutely amazing, i play his golf game, read his book, i have his poster on my bed room wall and pray to him before i go to sleep. Remember his greatness will not stop, it will just greater. To ignorant fools like Phil Mikelson and David Duval, I have something to say to you, “if you guys want to win a major the only chance is that TIGER WOODS does not sign on for the tournament. Ha hahahaha. Tiger Woods is the God. And i am nothing, i mean every one is nothing compare to TIGER. Even if its Micheal Jordan, even he prayed to TIGER WOODS.
So fu(k off, to those people who denies HIS HOLINESS!!!!!
Let us worship the true divinity, the true grace, the only god.
May his father protect him from bogeys and temptation till the end of time.
Alleluia!!!
May no green be too quick and no bunker too deep for the purpose of his glory
Alleluia!!!
In tiger we trust, he will show us the way.
Thank you my lord!!!
yeah, tiger is a gift from god, but i dunno about the rest…but, hey, if i get to spend my afterlife with him, then I BELIEVE!!
TIGER WOODS is without a doubt the greatest golfer ever. What he has done during his short time on earth is beyond imaginable. People, please don’t look at him as a normal human being who just play golf…. He is the God who touched many lives such as myself. When i feel down or i loose hope, i always pretend that i am TIGER WOODS, hoping i will be like him in some way, so i can go through the day. He is not only a great golfer, He is the God!!!!!!!!!
The Non Believers:
Even though tiger woods is a good golfer, i don’t think that gives you the right to say that he is God. tiger is anything but perfect. and to the pastor of this church, i think that you need to read the bible all over again because i think you missed a couple pages. by the way, tiger woods is buddist. if this site is a joke or not, really consider what you are doing. Jesus loves you.
You people are brainless nig worshippers and have your arse screwed on backwards. The only place I want to see this crossbreed monkey is either swinging from a tree or in high voltage testing to see how much voltage and current it takes to explode such an animal. God save us all.
tiger received his gift from the true God ….I just pray that he realizes this and makes a public statement to that proclaim his true Father in heavan and tigers belief in the Lord Jesus….this is a funnie site and I believe its only just that someone’s idea of a fun site….I’m not knocking tiger he’s ok but lusting after him and worshiping him ‘I don’t think so’……..I’d hate to see tiger being crucified and hanging on the cross….
you are sick freaks, and you really should get a life, god was not black, and i dont think god was sponsored by Nike, and you will be punished in the after life for compaing a GOLFER to god, WOW! wayne gretzky must be god, he scored 92 goals in a season, hail wayne! yea! get a life you morons.
tiger woods is not god Jack Nicklaus is. and no it is not a grand slam. all four in the same year is a slam. all you fools can call him god when he wins 21 majors.
U guys are bloody funny. this is hilarious. that game involving a tiny ball just takes some practice or talent. tiger woods is NOT god. U bunch of morons.
THIS IS THE MOST PROFANE AND BLASPHEMOUS SITE I HAVE EVER SEEN! 1ST COMMANDMENT OF THE LORD: “YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME” EXODUS 20:3
MARK 3:29 “WHOEVER BLASPHEMES AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN; HE IS GUILTY OF AN ETERNAL SIN.” THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE BLASPHEMING THE LORD SHOULD BE CAREFUL BECAUSE ‘JUST IN CASE’ THERE IS THE LORD (AND THERE IS) YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN. EVEN IF THIS SITE IS A JOKE, IT IS BLASPHEMY AND WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN.
Tiger Woods is just HUMAN. a bipedal human lifeform with the good ability to hit a small white ball with a crooked stick in a hole…Whoopi Deeww!!!…no Godlike Abilites Needed there….just practice…DUH..
WAKE UP WORLD
I WONDER IF TIGER CAN PICK COTTON AS GOOD AS HE PICKS UP THOSE BIRDIES.
OF COURSE TIGER IS PROBABLY THE BEST GOLFER OF HIS TIME,BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK HE IS GOD ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS.I CAN’T BELEIVE THIS TRASH I AM READING ON HERE.TRUST ME I CAME TO THIS SITE BY ACCIDENT,BECAUSE ANYONE WHO COMES HERE ON PURPOSE TO PRAISE TIGER HAS GOT TO HAVE SOME KIND OF BRAIN DAMAGE.
Anyone who comes to this page on purpose is a complete loser! Tiger Woods is a great golf player but give me a break he is anything but God. As far a everyone who idealizes him get a life. You have been caught up into the media hype. I guess if Woods starts to lose on a regular basis and a new golfer comes along and wins everything you will jump on his bandwagon.
HE’S NOT SO MUCH OF A “GOD” NOW, IS HE, WITH THE WAY HE’S BEEN PLAYING THIS YEAR??
Tiger CAN’T be God, cause God is make-believe, like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy!
But if there actually was a God, Tiger would be a great one (that would REALLY put them white, up-tight, christians in a state of shock! They’d have to start a new religion!!)
Tiger is just another stupid spook that can’t get a real job!!!!!!
TIGER IS THE BEST THING SINCE SWISS CHEESE!!! I am love with the man but HE IS NOT GOD! I consider myself to be one of his biggest fans but I think that the person who made this page is leaning towards delirious!
Over the past 3 days I had the honor of parking Tiger’s car while he stayed at an Oakbrook based hotel for the Western Open. The only tip he left me was “have a nice day”.
Gee thanks Tiger, you are the God.
Please let me be very honest. I truly believe that you are out of your
mind. My goodness, Tiger Woods doesn’t even know who you are and your
putting yourself in harms way. I understand that being a number one fan
is fun and important to you, but to call Tiger Woods, God. Is completely
CRAZY!!!!! Tiger Woods doesn’t even know you and you’re going to hell.
Man, this is the most sick and funny website that i’ve ever seen. I
don’t think that I could put my salvation on the line for a golfer.
you guys are very messed up in your belief! tiger woods is not god and this site is not true! tiger did not give you life and tiger cannot give you life eternal in heaven. tiger can also not sentence you to hell’s fires for unbelief[such as that which is in this site.]! repent people! tiger is a great golfer and a great guy. but i think he would be the first to deny this sinful website is true. GOD HELP YOU!!
Tiger Woods may be a God in Golfing History, but not the true God! You are whacked! Psycho! Can you say mental institution!? Well get familiar with it because it will soon be in your vocabulary! Helloooo, You need to read your BIBLE! Tiger Woods may be HOT and a Great Golfer but He is far from being GOD! So go pray to the one true God and repent and forg I use to love this site but now I know that TIGER IS NOT GOD. I’m going to tell you guys what you have to do to be saved. In ACTS 2:38 it say that you have to be baptized In JESUS name and recieve the holy ghost. and by the way there is ONE GOD and if any one dont belive that email me and I will prove to you that there is only one god. et this crap about Tiger Woods!
The person that made this site has really lost it. In the Ten Commandments it states that you shall not have any other gods before me meaning THE REAL GOD JESUS CHRIST NOT TIGER WOODS. This person has to get it right with the god(Jesus). And what kind of miracle can he do for you get a hole in one. Can he help you in problems with your family? I don’t think so. If you belive this guy is god you need help, So go to a real church.
Until your almighty Tiger feeds the entire gallery at the Masters with only two fish and five loaves of bread or turns tap water from the clubhouse into a martini, I think I’ll stick with Jesus.
Who ever believe that Tiger Woods is a god or even idolizes him is in for a big surprise.You people are going to be brought before the real God one day and if u believe this site your not going to be in heaven.And what give the guy that made this site the right to change God’s words around.You people can’t say this is a joke when he built a church for Tiger Woods.You people believe anything these days.Jesus died,Tiger woos never died.It says in the bible that when Jesus comes the whole world will know it.If Tiger Woods was God everyone would know it.you people really need God in your lives,the real God.All you people who don’t know God ur really missing something good.All u people who believe this site need to get to know God before you come face to face with him
love always in Christ,
Amanda
To those who beleive that Tiger is god, i really feel sorry for you. You have sined against the true 10 commandments, namley Comm. number 2. Thy shall not have any graven images. That means God is the one and onlgy god, you will not praise and beleive in anyone or anything else accept god. Failure to do so…. youll go to hell. Your all very dumb and you will end up in a place worse then you could ever imagine. And to those who said god gave man a sence of humor, your right but this is not humor. This is sinfule and you will be punished for this. That is all i have to say.
All of you who read this have a choice.
1.) You can shrugg it off and think that I am stupid or whatever your egotistical minds want to think.
Or
2.) You try to change your life and you life after death around. You can make a difference in how you feel and live by going to church and beleiving.
In The Lords Service,
Brett
Other Possibilities:
Ok, I know the real truth behind this situation and im here to explain it to you. Tiger is not God but yet is Satan here in human form. He seems to have the golf world at hand like lucifer takes on all wants humans have and just like satan his surrealism is an illusion. The true members of justice here are David Duval and Phil Mickelson who strive valiantly to dethrone the evil one from his conquest of domination. In time they will prevail and when they do they will own the records, remember 59 in bob hope?
Tiger CANNOT be God! How stupid can you be?? Anyone with 1/2 a brain knows that God is a FICTIONAL character invented by ignorant and superstitious peoples two thousand years ago.
The miracle of the transfiguration isn’t that the priest was able to turn the bread and wine into the ACTUAL body and blood of Jesus H. Christ, but, rather, that even though the priest WAS able to turn the bread and wine into the actual body and blood – IT STILL LOOKS LIKE BREAD AND WINE! Wub, wub, wub, wub!!! That’s all folks!!!
TIGER WOODS IS FROM THE YEAR 2720 HE IS HERE ON MISSION BUT DECIDED HE WOULD PLAY A BIT OF GOLF WHILE HE IS HERE. YOU SEE!! IN 2720 GOLF IS A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME. TIGER WOODS DOES NOT HAVE NORMAL CLUBS THAT WE HAVE TODAY BUT HE HAS CLUBS 700 YEARS AHEAD OF OUR TIME AND WHEN THE BALL IS IN MID AIR ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CLICK THE BUTTONS ON HIS GRIP ON THE CLUB AND THE BALL WILL LISTEN EXACTLY TO THE CLUBS. SO TIGER TELLS HIS BALL TO GO LEFT AND LAND AN INCH FROM THE HOLE .THE CLUB LISTENS AND SENDS THE MESSAGE TO HIS BALL
IN TIGERS ERA IN 2720 HE IS NOT EVEN THAT GOD HE IS RANKED 400 IN THE WORLD HERE HE IS JUST LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF US AND THAT IS THE ILLUSION TO US. SO THEREFORE HE REALLY IS JUST FROM ANOTHER TIME ZONE WHERE GOLF IS A FAR EASIER GAME TO PLAY
SO GO HOME TIGER WOODS AND LET THE MAN WHO SHULD BE NUMBER ONE ERNIE ELS!!!!! BE NUMBER 1
SIGNED 4 HANDICAPPER IN SOUTH AFRICA
Tiger Woods is not God. He is Jesus’s brother sent anonymously to Earth to walk among men and see how we’ve progressed in 1000 years. Because of the anonymity thing, we will never see Tiger shoot 18 for 18 holes, just as I’ve never seen a really good set of Jesus’s kitchen cabinets. Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because when they write about him 300 years from now, it will be a 17, uphill, in a driving snowstorm.
Besides, if God him/herself came to earth, they would have to play the Senior Tour. What kind of challenge would it be winning one of *those* tournaments by 7 strokes?
Yep, definitely the *Son* of God.
Tiger Woods is not an actual deity–I dare say one exists–but what he is becoming is an icon that is worshipped by media, corporate America, and sports junkies such as myself. The result, Tiger has become a more common topic at the watercooler or the line at Burger King than a religious figure. In our tech-driven reality, we have become a congregation that meets in chat rooms and on Television to seek that emptiness and doubt in our own immortality. Simply put. . . Tiger Woods is becoming a God.
Tiger Woods is not God. He is not even an angel. He is not even a prophet. He is not even a robot. He is not even greater than Ghandi. Okay, maybe he is greater than Ghandi. What he is, is a freak genetic mutation that’s never come along before, probably an emergent species of man- Homo Golfiatus Sapien. Cower all golfers before him, you just been out-evolved. Hehe.
I have one question for all of you… What are the two colors you associate with thwe Lord of Darkness, SATAN? Obviously those two colors are red and black. What two colors does Tiger Woods wear every Sunday when he romps the field and collects his check? Black and red. Was this part of his contractual agreement with the Lord of Darkness? Is he required to display some symbolic representation of SATAN at the conclusion of each one of his conquests? Do people sign contracts with the devil? Probably not. I highly doubt it but think about the PGA Hall of Fame and fifty years from now when there will be dozens of photos of Tiger, holding all of his trophies, wearing black and red in every single one.
If you don’t want to know the truth then don’t read this posting. Tiger Woods is a great golfer but he has been promoted to dominance through Satanic spirits.
Have you ever noticed that if he misses a putt he will look up to the sky? At the end of a recent tournament he told the reporters that the Gods weren’t with him that day. He knows why his longest putts go in and why they don’t.
So what is the reason for Satan to care about Tiger Woods? He would much rather have your children dreaming and thinking about Tiger Woods then dreaming and thinking about Jesus Christ!!
Dare to believe!
Let me put it this way. If you don’t like Tiger Woods, you don’t like sunsets in the Caribbean and views of the Himalayas from Katmandu. If you think he’s boring, you think the Grand Canyon is a hole in the ground and the pyramids are just piles of stone. And if you want to see him lose, you also want to draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa and pave over the canals of Venice.
And I feel sorry for you.
Tiger is not God, but he’s not human, either.
He is actually a cybernetic organism, like the Terminator, living tissue over a metal alloy endo-skeleton, controlled by advanced hydraulics and micro-chips. Violating the time-space continuum, he has come here from the 25th century.
Apart from his super-human golfing ability, notice how he never shows any emotion, apart from a smile or pumping his fist, not much of a challenge for the programmers in the year 2499.
Even after wunning tha British Open, he was calm, cool and collected, much like Data from Star Trek.
There is not a single physical flaw on Tiger. Did you ever see how perfect his teeth are?
What’s more, has anyone ever seen him with a dog? I doubt it. That’s because animals can sense these things and would give him away.
His purposes in being here, whether good or evil, remain to be see.
Problems with Joanna:
Joanna Jagoda is butt ugly. Tiger is not God. God would not date a cross eyed poor Polish girl with bad teeth. He should buy her some cosmetic surgery.
Hey! I love Tiger…he’s an amazing player and fine as a mother…but have any of you seen his new hair…it’s blond…hey Tiger if you read this, baby boy you need to stick to ur true hair color (black) and ur true race, because the blond hair and blond girfriend ain’t kicken honey! Love you TIGER HONEY!!!!!
Tiger has done some amazing things with a golf club and ball throughout his life, but does that really mean he’s GOD!! And by the way, if he was “The Chosen One” couldn’t he have found a better mate? I mean, Joanna is not GOD like!!!
I agree with another guest ‘Carmen’ on why he can’t be God. He has that butt ugly girlfriend. No God of mine would date her–or now that I think about it maybe he is God, trying to teach us a lesson in tolerance and the acceptance of ugly people.
Thoughts on the Website/Pastor/First Church:
I thought this website was a joke but now Tiger keeps kicking @$$. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
This site is awesome. I have laughed for two hours straight. My spirit has been lifted. Amen
May the Lord save us from the rantings of racists and fascists. This site is intended for pure amusement, not the vitriol of frustrated miscreants. May Tiger continue in his winning ways and his charitable endeavors!
Found this website by chance .. I think Tiger is a great kid and wish him all the best. Have the people who responded negatively to this site no brains? Don’t they know humor, parody, and light-hearted FUN when they see it? Obviously not.
I think God is laughing, too. After all, He’s the one who gave Tiger his talent, and Tiger is only using the gifts God gave him. Go for it, Tiger!
The sad postings of those who neither understand nor appreciate good satire when they see it are depressing. Wake up, folks: recant your racist rantings, and just enjoy all of this in the good humour out of which it obviously arises! For heaven’s (and others’) sakes, lighten up!
I think Tiger worshippers should be called Woodies
cause they are a bunch of dicks.
This site is 2 funny. Tiger Woods may not be God, but surely he is at least on par (no pun intended) with one of the minor prophets. Some of my Christian brethren scare me with their condemnations of this site . . .don’t you guys have anything better to do? Go to a soup kitchen and witness . . . and get a sense of humor.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO MADE THIS SITE,BUT WHAT THEY NEED IS A REAL EXPERIENCE FROM THE LORD,JUST PRAY THAT YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY CROSSED THAT LINE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH….
I love Tiger Woods too but y’all need to get a life.
I’m a huge fan of Tiger’s and I think this guestbook is the best part of your website. I find it extremely Funny. However, I find the racial slurs that some of your guests leave a bit disturbing.
This site is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen on the web. Even though this is strictly for fun, some parts of this website can be a little convincing. As for everyone getting all upset because of this website…chill out!!
MEMO TO “THE PASTOR”: i agree that the people who take this site seriously are dumb. but the REAL idiot is you for being dumb enough for wasting all your time on this moronic website.
What a terrific site. I haven’t laughed so hard, out loud, in years! To those who take this site so seriously and are angry about it– hey, if your particular god is so real, why can’t he defend himself, and not rely on whiners like you? Praise the Lord and pass the nine iron!
Signed,
Tiger Wood’s Love Child
(PS- Does this make me special?)
I don’t know what to make of this. Are you guys brilliant or insane? I love Tiger as much as the next person, but I don’t think he’s GOD. Although, sometimes he does make me wonder.
This site is to golf (and religion) what the movie “Life of Brian” was to religion. Obviously some of you bone-headed, rabid Christian-types just DON’T GET IT! This is making fun of your beliefs, your organized religion, NOT God!!! You have no more true idea of what the exact nature of God is than anyone else on earth. It’s just too scary to even contemplate that though, isn’t it? In my opinion (and it is just that, an opinion) the God I believe in has a SENSE OF HUMOR and does not take himself seriously. So maybe all of you shouldn’t either. The next time you’re driving down the road in your mega-expensive car, with the little “I’m a good Christian” fish symbol on the back and the “God is my co-pilot” license tag, ask yourself what the teachings of Christ say about rich people who love their possessions more than they love God…Would you give up your money and possessions for your faith? HA! I didn’t think so. That makes you a hypocrite!
There is a distrubing correlation between detractors of this website and people whose sentences ramble on as if they are spewing forth misconceived metronomic mantra rather than considered and rational thought.
Great site. The people who think the site is blasphemous are the ones who need to get a life.
Good fun.
P.S. As proof of “His” intervention in life, take note that Greg Norman only went down hill in his game AFTER he had Bill Clinton as a house guest.